Fredags Fräckisar

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up…
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball…
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year…
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face…
How is a girlfriend like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? The man…
What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck…
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it…
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist…