From knockonwood

10 Rules on how to get me (knockonwood) to rage Quit.

1. Start on the bottom floor, always no matter what, it’s scary up there.

2. Try to be alone, that is always the best thing, who needs teammates?

3. Spam grenades and rockets in your friends back, repeatedly, I never said I was your friend?

4. When out of grenades and rockets, plasma actually works to, so give that a go!

5. Don’t learn how to rocket jump, it’s a waste of time, it’s better to walk everywhere in quake, not like the pro’s use it, and you can appreciate the beautiful scenery that located in Quake Live.

6. Don’t learn how to strafe jump, it’s a waste of time, it’s better to walk everywhere in quake, not like the pro’s use it, and you can appreciate the beautiful scenery that located in Quake Live.

7. Unbind +w I love people who mastered the art of walking backwards, it’s just so cool to watch.

8. Always be the last one standing (You obviously mastered the skill and doing all of the above! bravo!)

9. When the round starts, if you for some reason turned against all your natural instincts and went on second, or even third floor! Stop the madness and jump down… Jump down instantly! because this place is just too weird to man up and stay at!

10. /name Mopphas