Friday dirty joke !

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year…

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it…

What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me…

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb…

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets…

What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck…

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up…

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak…