{"id":900,"date":"2014-09-19T11:05:26","date_gmt":"2014-09-19T11:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=900"},"modified":"2014-11-05T11:07:06","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T11:07:06","slug":"veckans-frackis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=900","title":{"rendered":"Veckans fr\u00e4ckis"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lille Pelle skulle g\u00e5 och k\u00f6pa sig en porrtidning. N\u00e4r han kom in till tanten i kiosken s\u00e5 sa Pelle:
\n– Jag ska ha en pojtidning.
\nHan kunde inte prata riktigt rent, n\u00e4mligen. Tanten i kiosken tog fram Kalle Anka som hon trodde att lille Pelle ville ha. Lille Pelle ruskade p\u00e5 huvudet, varp\u00e5 hon fortsatte med Fantomen, Tarzan och alla m\u00f6jliga tidningar som en liten pojke skulle vilja ha. Pelle blev f\u00f6rbannad och skrek:
\n– J\u00c4LAS\u00c4RRING!
\n\u00c5 s\u00e5 sprang Pelle hem. N\u00e4r han kom hem s\u00e5 s\u00e5g hans mamma att det var n\u00e5got fel p\u00e5 lille Pelle, han som alltid brukade vara s\u00e5 glad och trevlig. S\u00e5 hon fr\u00e5gade vad det var f\u00f6r fel.
\n– DUMMA J\u00c4LAS\u00c4RRINGEN i kiosken tror att man kan junka till Kalle Anka!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lille Pelle skulle g\u00e5 och k\u00f6pa sig en porrtidning. N\u00e4r han kom in till tanten i kiosken s\u00e5 sa Pelle: – Jag ska ha en pojtidning. Han kunde inte prata riktigt rent, n\u00e4mligen. Tanten i kiosken tog fram Kalle Anka som hon trodde att lille Pelle ville ha. Lille Pelle ruskade p\u00e5 huvudet, varp\u00e5 hon … Continue reading Veckans fr\u00e4ckis<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":901,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions\/901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}