{"id":804,"date":"2014-05-19T11:43:20","date_gmt":"2014-05-19T11:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=804"},"modified":"2014-11-05T11:16:20","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T11:16:20","slug":"frackis-fran-klassrummet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=804","title":{"rendered":"Fr\u00e4ckis fr\u00e5n klassrummet"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tredjeklassl\u00e4rarinnan fr\u00f6ken Lind fr\u00e5gade sin klass:
\n– Vilken m\u00e4nsklig kroppsdel \u00f6kar sin storlek med tio g\u00e5nger n\u00e4r den blir stimulerad?
\nLilla Lotta st\u00e4llde sig upp och skrek:
\n– Du borde inte st\u00e4lla s\u00e5dana fr\u00e5gor till tredjeklassare! Jag ska ber\u00e4tta detta f\u00f6r mina f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar och de kommer att ber\u00e4tta det f\u00f6r rektorn och du kommer att bli AVSKEDAD!
\nFr\u00f6ken Lind ignorerade henne och fr\u00e5gade klassen en g\u00e5ng till. Lilla Lotta stod med \u00f6ppen mun och sa:
\n– Nu kommer du allt att f\u00e5 stora problem!
\n– \u00c4r det n\u00e5gon som kan svaret? fr\u00e5gade fr\u00f6ken Lind till klassen.
\nTill slut reste sig Putte upp, tittade sig nerv\u00f6st omkring och sa:
\n– \u00c4r det pupillen i \u00f6gat, fr\u00f6ken?
\n– Helt r\u00e4tt, Putte!
\nSedan v\u00e4nde hon sig till Lotta och sa:
\n– Och f\u00f6r dig, min lilla flicka, s\u00e5 har jag tre saker att s\u00e4ga: Ett, du har snuskig och osmaklig fantasi. Tv\u00e5, du har inte gjort l\u00e4xan du skulle ha l\u00e4st till idag. Tre, en dag kommer du att bli mycket besviken!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tredjeklassl\u00e4rarinnan fr\u00f6ken Lind fr\u00e5gade sin klass: – Vilken m\u00e4nsklig kroppsdel \u00f6kar sin storlek med tio g\u00e5nger n\u00e4r den blir stimulerad? Lilla Lotta st\u00e4llde sig upp och skrek: – Du borde inte st\u00e4lla s\u00e5dana fr\u00e5gor till tredjeklassare! Jag ska ber\u00e4tta detta f\u00f6r mina f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar och de kommer att ber\u00e4tta det f\u00f6r rektorn och du kommer att … Continue reading Fr\u00e4ckis fr\u00e5n klassrummet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=804"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":805,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804\/revisions\/805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}