{"id":738,"date":"2014-03-15T15:37:11","date_gmt":"2014-03-15T15:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=738"},"modified":"2014-11-05T11:22:21","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T11:22:21","slug":"doktor-och-veterinar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=738","title":{"rendered":"Doktor och veterin\u00e4r&#8230; Fr\u00e5n Kermit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Det var en doktor som \u00e4ven arbetade som veterin\u00e4r.<br \/>\nEn dag satt det tv\u00e5 m\u00e4n i hans v\u00e4ntrum.<br \/>\nDen ena led av eksem p\u00e5 magen och ljumskarna, den andra hade h\u00f6ns som led av h\u00f6nsloppor.<br \/>\nDoktorn gav b\u00e5da m\u00e4nnen varsin tub med salva, men tyv\u00e4rr f\u00f6rv\u00e4xlades salvorna.<br \/>\nP\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen hemma hos mannen med eksem l\u00e4ste han noga p\u00e5 bruksanvisningen och b\u00f6rjade sm\u00f6rja in mage, ljumskar och \u00e4ven de mest intima delarna p\u00e5 sin kropp.<br \/>\nHans fru fr\u00e5gade varf\u00f6r han smorde in sin k\u00e4raste kroppsdel, varvid mannen svarade att det ju stod p\u00e5 tuben att man \u00e4ven skulle sm\u00f6rja in pinnen som h\u00f6nan ska sitta p\u00e5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det var en doktor som \u00e4ven arbetade som veterin\u00e4r. En dag satt det tv\u00e5 m\u00e4n i hans v\u00e4ntrum. Den ena led av eksem p\u00e5 magen och ljumskarna, den andra hade h\u00f6ns som led av h\u00f6nsloppor. Doktorn gav b\u00e5da m\u00e4nnen varsin tub med salva, men tyv\u00e4rr f\u00f6rv\u00e4xlades salvorna. P\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen hemma hos mannen med eksem l\u00e4ste &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=738\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Doktor och veterin\u00e4r&#8230; Fr\u00e5n Kermit<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":740,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions\/740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}