{"id":694,"date":"2014-02-15T17:46:43","date_gmt":"2014-02-15T17:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=694"},"modified":"2014-11-05T11:28:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T11:28:00","slug":"mer-fran-kermit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=694","title":{"rendered":"Mer fr\u00e5n Kermit !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: medium;\">Karin var i 40 \u00e5rs \u00e5ldern och fortfarande ogift.<br \/>\nHon hade liksom bara sv\u00e5rt att tr\u00e4ffa m\u00e4n.<br \/>\nDe m\u00e4n hon mot f\u00f6rmodan tr\u00e4ffade visade sig vara skitst\u00f6vlar.<br \/>\nTill slut best\u00e4mde hon sig f\u00f6r att s\u00e4tta in en annons i tidningen.<\/p>\n<p>Hon skrev:<br \/>\n&#8221;S\u00f6ker en man som inte kommer att sl\u00e5 mig, inte l\u00e4mna mig och som \u00e4r bra i s\u00e4ngen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Flera dagar gick och hon hade inte f\u00e5tt n\u00e5got svar p\u00e5 annonsen.<br \/>\nEn dag n\u00e4r hon tv\u00e4ttade knackade det p\u00e5 d\u00f6rren.<br \/>\nHon gick upp och \u00f6ppnade d\u00f6rren och s\u00e5g d\u00e4r en man i rullstol som varken<br \/>\nhade armar eller ben.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Kan jag hj\u00e4lpa dig, fr\u00e5gade Karin ?<br \/>\n&#8211; I\u00b4m the man in your dreams ! sa han.<br \/>\nHon blev mycket f\u00f6rv\u00e5nad &#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Urs\u00e4kta?<br \/>\n&#8211; Jag l\u00e4ste din annons i tidningen sa mannen och jag \u00e4r den perfekta mannen.<br \/>\nJag kan inte sl\u00e5 dig eftersom jag inte har n\u00e5gra armar, kan inte l\u00e4mna dig<br \/>\neftersom jag inte har n\u00e5gra ben.<br \/>\n&#8211; Men \u00e4r du bra i s\u00e4ngen d\u00e5, fr\u00e5gade Karin?<br \/>\n&#8211; Hur tror du att jag knackade p\u00e5 d\u00f6rren?!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Karin var i 40 \u00e5rs \u00e5ldern och fortfarande ogift. Hon hade liksom bara sv\u00e5rt att tr\u00e4ffa m\u00e4n. De m\u00e4n hon mot f\u00f6rmodan tr\u00e4ffade visade sig vara skitst\u00f6vlar. Till slut best\u00e4mde hon sig f\u00f6r att s\u00e4tta in en annons i tidningen. Hon skrev: &#8221;S\u00f6ker en man som inte kommer att sl\u00e5 mig, inte l\u00e4mna mig och &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=694\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mer fr\u00e5n Kermit !<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":696,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions\/696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}