{"id":572,"date":"2013-09-24T13:18:10","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T13:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=572"},"modified":"2014-11-05T12:07:20","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T12:07:20","slug":"kortisar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=572","title":{"rendered":"Kortisar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sameflickan fick fr\u00e5gan vad hon \u00f6nskade sig p\u00e5 f\u00f6delsedagen.<br \/>\nHon svarade:<br \/>\n&#8211; Det som st\u00e5r p\u00e5 lappen.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hur kan du h\u00e4vda att du inte visste vad du gjorde n\u00e4r du slangade bensin ur grannarnas bilar?<br \/>\n&#8211; Jag var i andra tankar!<\/p>\n<p>Varf\u00f6r simmar ankorna p\u00e5 rad i hamnen?<br \/>\nF\u00f6r det \u00e4r &#8221;ankring f\u00f6rbjuden&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sameflickan fick fr\u00e5gan vad hon \u00f6nskade sig p\u00e5 f\u00f6delsedagen. Hon svarade: &#8211; Det som st\u00e5r p\u00e5 lappen. &#8211; Hur kan du h\u00e4vda att du inte visste vad du gjorde n\u00e4r du slangade bensin ur grannarnas bilar? &#8211; Jag var i andra tankar! Varf\u00f6r simmar ankorna p\u00e5 rad i hamnen? F\u00f6r det \u00e4r &#8221;ankring f\u00f6rbjuden&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions\/573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}