– Varf\u00f6r hittar du en blondins fotsp\u00e5r p\u00e5 en data sk\u00e4rm?
\n– Hon f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte surfa p\u00e5 internet!!!<\/p>\n
17 blondiner stod utanf\u00f6r en nattklubb och v\u00e4ntade.
\n– Men ska ni inte komma in? Fr\u00e5gade en vakt.
\n– Nej, man m\u00e5ste ju vara 18 f\u00f6r att komma in h\u00e4r!<\/p>\n
En brunett sa:
\n– Jag ska f\u00f6rl\u00e4nga mitt h\u00e5r och det tar fem timmar.
\nDet h\u00f6rde en blondin och n\u00e4r hon kom hem s\u00e5 drog hon i sitt h\u00e5r i fem timmar!<\/p>\n
Tv\u00e5 grabbar var p\u00e5 bilsemester i Louisiana. N\u00e4r de n\u00e4rmade sig staden Natchitoches blev de oense om hur namnet uttalades. De diskuterade fram och tillbaka tills de stannade f\u00f6r lunch. N\u00e4r de best\u00e4llde fr\u00e5gar de blondinen bakom disken:
\n– Innan vi best\u00e4ller, kan du avg\u00f6ra en tvist vi har? Var sn\u00e4ll och uttala var vi \u00e4r, v\u00e4ldigt v\u00e4ldigt l\u00e5ngsamt! Blondinen lutar sig fram \u00f6ver disken och s\u00e4ger:
\n– Buuurr-geeeerrrr-Kiiiinnnnggg…<\/p>\n
Varf\u00f6r \u00f6ppnar blondinen mj\u00f6lkpaketet i butiken?
\n– Det st\u00e5r \u00f6ppnas h\u00e4r p\u00e5 paketet!<\/p>\n
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– Varf\u00f6r hittar du en blondins fotsp\u00e5r p\u00e5 en data sk\u00e4rm? – Hon f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte surfa p\u00e5 internet!!! 17 blondiner stod utanf\u00f6r en nattklubb och v\u00e4ntade. – Men ska ni inte komma in? Fr\u00e5gade en vakt. – Nej, man m\u00e5ste ju vara 18 f\u00f6r att komma in h\u00e4r! En brunett sa: – Jag ska f\u00f6rl\u00e4nga mitt … Continue reading N\u00e5gra blondinsk\u00e4mt<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":533,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions\/533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}