En man stod i hotellreceptionen n\u00e4r han helt pl\u00f6tsligt beh\u00f6vde g\u00e5 p\u00e5 toa. Han uppt\u00e4ckte att det var upptaget p\u00e5 herrtoaletten och smet in p\u00e5 damernas.<\/p>\n
Det s\u00e5g lite annorlunda ut d\u00e4r inne, med en massa knappar p\u00e5 v\u00e4ggen precis bredvid toastolen.<\/p>\n
P\u00e5 den f\u00f6rsta stod det VV. P\u00e5 den andra stod det VL. P\u00e5 den tredje PV, och den fj\u00e4rde var stor och r\u00f6d. Det stod ATB p\u00e5 den.<\/p>\n
N\u00e4r han satt d\u00e4r p\u00e5 toan s\u00e5 kunde han inte l\u00e5ta bli att trycka p\u00e5 VV-knappen, varmt vatten kom sprutande mot hans bak. – Aaaahh\u2026<\/p>\n
Sen tryckte han p\u00e5 VL-knappen, d\u00e5 sprutade det varm luft mot baken. – \u00c5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5hh\u2026<\/p>\n
D\u00e4refter tyckte han p\u00e5 PV-knappen, en pudervippa kom fram och \u201dvippade\u201d hans bak och det b\u00f6rjade lukta v\u00e5rblommor. – Aaaahh\u2026 \u00c5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5hh\u2026<\/p>\n
Efter det tryckte han s\u00e5klart p\u00e5 ATB-knappen, och det svartnade f\u00f6r \u00f6gonen p\u00e5 honom.<\/p>\n
Sen vaknade han upp p\u00e5 ett sjukhus. – Vad h\u00e4nde?<\/p>\n
Sjuksk\u00f6terskan svarade: – Knappen du tryckte p\u00e5 var en Automatisk Tampong Borttagare, din penis ligger nu i papperskorgen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
En man stod i hotellreceptionen n\u00e4r han helt pl\u00f6tsligt beh\u00f6vde g\u00e5 p\u00e5 toa. Han uppt\u00e4ckte att det var upptaget p\u00e5 herrtoaletten och smet in p\u00e5 damernas. Det s\u00e5g lite annorlunda ut d\u00e4r inne, med en massa knappar p\u00e5 v\u00e4ggen precis bredvid toastolen. P\u00e5 den f\u00f6rsta stod det VV. P\u00e5 den andra stod det VL. P\u00e5 … Continue reading Automatisk Toalett<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":528,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions\/528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}