{"id":480,"date":"2013-07-01T06:21:21","date_gmt":"2013-07-01T06:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=480"},"modified":"2014-11-05T12:13:55","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T12:13:55","slug":"olycksdrabbad-pirat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=480","title":{"rendered":"Olycksdrabbad Pirat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En sj\u00f6man m\u00f6ter en pirat p\u00e5 en bar. Sj\u00f6mannen noterar att piraten har b\u00e5de tr\u00e4ben, armkrok och en svart lapp \u00f6ver ena \u00f6gat.<br \/>\n&#8211; Hur fick du tr\u00e4benet?, fr\u00e5gar sj\u00f6mannen.<br \/>\n&#8211; Jag blev knuffad i vattnet bland en massa hajar, och n\u00e4r mina m\u00e4n drog upp mig i b\u00e5ten bet en haj av mig benet.<br \/>\n&#8211; Wow, utbrister sj\u00f6mannen. Hur fick du armkroken?<br \/>\n&#8211; Jo, det var s\u00e5 h\u00e4r att en av mina fiender h\u00f6gg av den under en batalj p\u00e5 sj\u00f6n.<br \/>\n&#8211; Otroligt, svarar sj\u00f6mannen. Och den svarta lappen?<br \/>\n&#8211; En fiskm\u00e5s sket mig i \u00f6gat, svarar piraten.<br \/>\n&#8211; F\u00f6rlorade du synen p\u00e5 grund av en m\u00e5sskit?!<br \/>\n&#8211; Nej, men det var min f\u00f6rsta dag med armkroken&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En sj\u00f6man m\u00f6ter en pirat p\u00e5 en bar. Sj\u00f6mannen noterar att piraten har b\u00e5de tr\u00e4ben, armkrok och en svart lapp \u00f6ver ena \u00f6gat. &#8211; Hur fick du tr\u00e4benet?, fr\u00e5gar sj\u00f6mannen. &#8211; Jag blev knuffad i vattnet bland en massa hajar, och n\u00e4r mina m\u00e4n drog upp mig i b\u00e5ten bet en haj av mig benet. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=480\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Olycksdrabbad Pirat<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":961,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions\/961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}