{"id":454,"date":"2013-05-31T17:42:26","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T17:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=454"},"modified":"2014-11-05T12:16:45","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T12:16:45","slug":"forsvunnen-hustru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=454","title":{"rendered":"F\u00f6rsvunnen hustru"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anders hustru hade varit f\u00f6rsvunnen en tid och han var p\u00e5 polisstationen f\u00f6r att g\u00f6ra en polisanm\u00e4lan.<br \/>\n&#8211; Kan ni beskriva er hustrus utseende&#8221;, fr\u00e5gade polisen.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hon \u00e4r cirka 1.70 l\u00e5ng, v\u00e4ger 102 kilo, har gr\u00e5tt h\u00e5r, \u00e4r hjulbent och skelar p\u00e5 v\u00e4nster \u00f6ga.<\/p>\n<p>Polisen tittade p\u00e5 Anders och sade:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ni har en j\u00e4kla tur. Vi \u00e4r underbemannade och l\u00e4r inte hitta er hustru p\u00e5 ett bra tag.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/fatwife.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-455\" alt=\"fatwife\" src=\"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/fatwife-272x300.jpg\" width=\"272\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/skunck.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/fatwife-272x300.jpg 272w, http:\/\/skunck.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/fatwife.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 272px) 100vw, 272px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anders hustru hade varit f\u00f6rsvunnen en tid och han var p\u00e5 polisstationen f\u00f6r att g\u00f6ra en polisanm\u00e4lan. &#8211; Kan ni beskriva er hustrus utseende&#8221;, fr\u00e5gade polisen. &#8211; Hon \u00e4r cirka 1.70 l\u00e5ng, v\u00e4ger 102 kilo, har gr\u00e5tt h\u00e5r, \u00e4r hjulbent och skelar p\u00e5 v\u00e4nster \u00f6ga. Polisen tittade p\u00e5 Anders och sade: &#8211; Ni har en &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=454\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">F\u00f6rsvunnen hustru<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":970,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions\/970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}