{"id":441,"date":"2013-05-17T08:39:32","date_gmt":"2013-05-17T08:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=441"},"modified":"2014-11-05T12:17:49","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T12:17:49","slug":"tvillingar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=441","title":{"rendered":"Tvillingar"},"content":{"rendered":"

En ruskigt ful, illaluktande och motbjudande kvinna g\u00e5r in i en aff\u00e4r med sina tv\u00e5 skitiga och skrikande ungar. Hon vr\u00e5lar \u00e5t dem att h\u00e5lla k\u00e4ften och kunderna i aff\u00e4ren stirrar generat.<\/p>\n

Butiks\u00e4garen g\u00e5r fram och f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker f\u00e5 tyst p\u00e5 henne.
\n– Godmorgon frun, vilka underbara, s\u00f6ta barn ni har. \u00c4r de tvillingar?<\/p>\n

– Nej f\u00f6r helvete din idiot! vr\u00e5lar hon. De \u00e4r inte tvillingar! Till och med en blind idiot skulle kunna se det, din f\u00f6rbannade h\u00f6nshj\u00e4rna. Pojken \u00e4r 4 \u00e5r och flickan 9, vad fan f\u00e5r dig att tro att de kan vara tvillingar?<\/p>\n

Mannen svarar:
\n– Det \u00e4r bara det att jag har sv\u00e5rt att tro att n\u00e5n skulle vilja ligga med dig tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger.<\/p>\n

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En ruskigt ful, illaluktande och motbjudande kvinna g\u00e5r in i en aff\u00e4r med sina tv\u00e5 skitiga och skrikande ungar. Hon vr\u00e5lar \u00e5t dem att h\u00e5lla k\u00e4ften och kunderna i aff\u00e4ren stirrar generat. Butiks\u00e4garen g\u00e5r fram och f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker f\u00e5 tyst p\u00e5 henne. – Godmorgon frun, vilka underbara, s\u00f6ta barn ni har. \u00c4r de tvillingar? – Nej … Continue reading Tvillingar<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":522,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions\/522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}