Det \u00e4r en amerikan p\u00e5 ett t\u00e5g n\u00e5gonstans i Frankrike. Mittemot honom sitter en fransos djupt f\u00f6rsjunken i en tidning och d\u00e5 t\u00e4nker amerikanen: ”Jag ska skoja lite med den d\u00e4r killen”. S\u00e5 han l\u00e4gger av en loska som far iv\u00e4g och touchar fransosens h\u00f6gra \u00f6ra och far rakt in i v\u00e4ggen bakom honom.<\/p>\n
Fransmannen r\u00f6r inte en min och amerikanen s\u00e4ger:
\n– Hi, I\u00b4m The World Champion in spitting (v\u00e4rldsm\u00e4stare i spottning).<\/p>\n
Men mannen forts\u00e4tter att lugnt och stilla l\u00e4sa sin tidning och d\u00e5 blir amerikanen konfunderad. S\u00e5 han l\u00e4gger av n\u00e4sta loska, denna g\u00e5ng s\u00e5 att den touchar fransosens v\u00e4nstra \u00f6ra och far rakt in i v\u00e4ggen.
\n– D\u00e4r ser du, jag \u00e4r v\u00e4rldsm\u00e4stare p\u00e5 att spotta.<\/p>\n
Men fransmannen r\u00f6r fortfarande inte en fena.
\nS\u00e5 sm\u00e5ningom stannar t\u00e5get och fransmannen ska kliva av, men innan han g\u00f6r det har han samlat ihop sig tillr\u00e4ckligt och spottar amerikanen rakt i trynet. S\u00e5 pekar han p\u00e5 sig sj\u00e4lv och s\u00e4ger: – Amateur…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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