En lastbilschauff\u00f6r tittar i sin backspegel och ser att en blondin ligger alldeles f\u00f6r n\u00e4ra bakom honom. Lastbilschauff\u00f6ren hatar n\u00e4r folk k\u00f6r f\u00f6r n\u00e4ra s\u00e5 han tv\u00e4rnitar, g\u00e5r ur bilen och g\u00e5r fram till blondinens bil.
\n– G\u00e5 ut ur bilen, fr\u00e4ser han.<\/p>\n
Han ritar en cirkel p\u00e5 asfalten och s\u00e4ger:
\n– St\u00e4ll dej i cirkeln och kliv inte ur den f\u00f6rr\u00e4n jag s\u00e4ger till!<\/p>\n
Sedan b\u00f6rjar han slita loss backspeglarna p\u00e5 blondinens bil. Medan han g\u00f6r det b\u00f6rjar blondinen skratta hysteriskt. D\u00e5 blir lastbilschauff\u00f6ren bara \u00e4nnu mer f\u00f6rbannad s\u00e5 han sliter ut s\u00e4tena ur bilen och punkterar alla d\u00e4ck. Men blondinen bara forts\u00e4tter att skratta s\u00e5 chauff\u00f6ren tar fram en hammare och b\u00f6rjar sl\u00e5 s\u00f6nder fronten p\u00e5 bilen. Han sliter ut ratten och sk\u00e4r av kablarna. Bilen \u00e4r nu ett vrak men blondinen skrattar v\u00e4rre \u00e4n n\u00e5gonsin. Chauff\u00f6ren g\u00e5r fram till henne och s\u00e4ger:
\n– Frun, jag slog just s\u00f6nder er bil. Vad \u00e4r det som \u00e4r s\u00e5 roligt?<\/p>\n
Blondinen fnittrar:
\n– Varenda g\u00e5ng du v\u00e4nde ryggen till s\u00e5 klev jag ut ur cirkeln!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
En lastbilschauff\u00f6r tittar i sin backspegel och ser att en blondin ligger alldeles f\u00f6r n\u00e4ra bakom honom. Lastbilschauff\u00f6ren hatar n\u00e4r folk k\u00f6r f\u00f6r n\u00e4ra s\u00e5 han tv\u00e4rnitar, g\u00e5r ur bilen och g\u00e5r fram till blondinens bil. – G\u00e5 ut ur bilen, fr\u00e4ser han. Han ritar en cirkel p\u00e5 asfalten och s\u00e4ger: – St\u00e4ll dej i … Continue reading Busig Blondin<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":362,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions\/362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}