Det var ett par som hade varit gifta i \u00f6ver 20 \u00e5r. Varje g\u00e5ng de skulle \u00e4lska s\u00e5 insisterade mannen p\u00e5 att de skulle ha lampan sl\u00e4ckt. N\u00e5v\u00e4l, efter 20 \u00e5r k\u00e4nde kvinnan att det d\u00e4r var ju l\u00f6jligt. Hon funderade p\u00e5 hur hon skulle f\u00e5 honom att sluta med denna tokiga vana. S\u00e5 en natt n\u00e4r de var mitt uppe i vild \u00e4lskog, t\u00e4nde hon ljuset. Hon tittade ner och s\u00e5g att
\nhennes man h\u00f6ll i en batteridriven l\u00e5tsaspenis med vibrator \u2014 mjuk, underbar
\noch st\u00f6rre \u00e4n en riktig. Hon gick i taket:
\n”Din impotenta idiot”, skrek hon \u00e5t sin man. ”Hur har du kunnat ljuga f\u00f6r mig i alla dessa \u00e5r? F\u00f6rklara dig!”
\nMannen tittade henne rakt i \u00f6gonen och svarade lugnt:
\n”Jag f\u00f6rklarar leksaken om du f\u00f6rklarar barnen.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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