Den mordd\u00f6mde Sven-G\u00f6ran kom in i r\u00e4ttsalen, steg upp i f\u00f6rh\u00f6rsb\u00e5set och \u00e5klagaren b\u00f6rjade f\u00f6rh\u00f6ra: – Du medger att du sk\u00f6t tomten n\u00e4r han genade \u00f6ver din tomt f\u00f6r att g\u00e5 och tomta hos din granne?<\/p>\n
– Ja, jag sk\u00f6t honom s\u00e5 in\u00e4lvorna bara sprutade ur honom… men jag \u00e4r oskyldig!<\/p>\n
– Men hur kan du vara oskyldig om du erk\u00e4nner att du skjutit jultomten?<\/p>\n
Sven-G\u00f6ran h\u00e5ller upp sin jaktlicens d\u00e4r det st\u00e5r: ”H\u00e4rmed erh\u00e5ller Sven-G\u00f6ran Albertsson jaktr\u00e4tt p\u00e5 tomten”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Den mordd\u00f6mde Sven-G\u00f6ran kom in i r\u00e4ttsalen, steg upp i f\u00f6rh\u00f6rsb\u00e5set och \u00e5klagaren b\u00f6rjade f\u00f6rh\u00f6ra: – Du medger att du sk\u00f6t tomten n\u00e4r han genade \u00f6ver din tomt f\u00f6r att g\u00e5 och tomta hos din granne? – Ja, jag sk\u00f6t honom s\u00e5 in\u00e4lvorna bara sprutade ur honom… men jag \u00e4r oskyldig! – Men hur kan … Continue reading Sk\u00f6t p\u00e5 tomten<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":238,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions\/238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}