{"id":1909,"date":"2017-04-10T07:05:59","date_gmt":"2017-04-10T07:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=1909"},"modified":"2017-04-10T07:05:59","modified_gmt":"2017-04-10T07:05:59","slug":"frackis-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=1909","title":{"rendered":"Fr\u00e4ckis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Det var den r\u00f6dh\u00e5riga oanst\u00e4ndiga flickan som hade tatuerat Gorbatjov p\u00e5 insidan av ena l\u00e5ret och Reagan p\u00e5 den andra sidan. K\u00e4nde kunden igen n\u00e5gon av dem skulle han f\u00e5 det gratis hade hon best\u00e4mt.<br \/>\nDen f\u00f6rsta hon tr\u00e4ffade p\u00e5 var en ryss och hon fr\u00e5gade:<br \/>\n&#8211; K\u00e4nner du igen n\u00e5gon av dessa?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ja, svarade ryssen, den d\u00e4r m\u00e5ste vara Gorbatjov.<br \/>\nDet var r\u00e4tt och han fick ett nummer gratis. N\u00e4ste hon st\u00f6tte p\u00e5 var en amerikan och hon fr\u00e5gade:<br \/>\n&#8211; K\u00e4nner du igen n\u00e5gon av dessa?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ja, svarade amerikanen, den d\u00e4r m\u00e5ste vara Reagan.<br \/>\nDet var ocks\u00e5 r\u00e4tt och han fick ett gratis. Den hon st\u00f6tte p\u00e5 d\u00e4refter var tysk och hon sl\u00e4ngde upp sig som vanligt och fr\u00e5gade:<br \/>\n&#8211; K\u00e4nner du igen n\u00e5gon av dessa?<br \/>\n&#8211; De p\u00e5 sidorna k\u00e4nner jag inte igen, sa tysken, men den r\u00f6dh\u00e5rige med stora l\u00e4ppar i mitten, m\u00e5ste vara Boris Becker..!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det var den r\u00f6dh\u00e5riga oanst\u00e4ndiga flickan som hade tatuerat Gorbatjov p\u00e5 insidan av ena l\u00e5ret och Reagan p\u00e5 den andra sidan. K\u00e4nde kunden igen n\u00e5gon av dem skulle han f\u00e5 det gratis hade hon best\u00e4mt. Den f\u00f6rsta hon tr\u00e4ffade p\u00e5 var en ryss och hon fr\u00e5gade: &#8211; K\u00e4nner du igen n\u00e5gon av dessa? &#8211; Ja, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=1909\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fr\u00e4ckis<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1909"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1910,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1909\/revisions\/1910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}