{"id":164,"date":"2012-11-18T18:56:26","date_gmt":"2012-11-18T18:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=164"},"modified":"2014-11-05T12:30:21","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T12:30:21","slug":"kalldusch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"Kalldusch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reinhold och Vendela stod b\u00e5da i den nyink\u00f6pta \u00e5ngduschen och tv\u00e5lade in varandra n\u00e4r det ringde p\u00e5 d\u00f6rren. Vendela erbj\u00f6d sig att g\u00e5 och \u00f6ppna eftersom hon var av den nyfikna sorten, \u00e4ven om Reinhold tyckte det var ol\u00e4mpligt just d\u00e5.<br \/>\n&#8211; Men jag virar en handduk om mej f\u00f6rst\u00e5s, sa Vendela.<\/p>\n<p>Hon gick och \u00f6ppnade d\u00f6rren, och utanf\u00f6r stod grannen som blev helt till sig n\u00e4r han fick se Vendela s\u00e5 avkl\u00e4dd, s\u00e5 han erbj\u00f6d henne 1000 kronor om hon l\u00e4t handduken falla. Hon tvekade inte en sekund, utan l\u00e4t den glida av, och grannen nj\u00f6t i fulla drag. Han \u00f6verl\u00e4mnade tusenlappen till Vendela och tackade f\u00f6r sig. Vendela tog p\u00e5 sig handduken och gick in i badrummet igen.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Det var grannen, sa Vendela.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jas\u00e5, d\u00e5 l\u00e4mnade han v\u00e4l tillbaka de tusen kronorna han var skyldig mej? fr\u00e5gade Reinhold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reinhold och Vendela stod b\u00e5da i den nyink\u00f6pta \u00e5ngduschen och tv\u00e5lade in varandra n\u00e4r det ringde p\u00e5 d\u00f6rren. Vendela erbj\u00f6d sig att g\u00e5 och \u00f6ppna eftersom hon var av den nyfikna sorten, \u00e4ven om Reinhold tyckte det var ol\u00e4mpligt just d\u00e5. &#8211; Men jag virar en handduk om mej f\u00f6rst\u00e5s, sa Vendela. Hon gick och &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=164\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kalldusch<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1001,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions\/1001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}