{"id":1604,"date":"2016-12-25T20:21:18","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T20:21:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=1604"},"modified":"2016-12-25T20:21:18","modified_gmt":"2016-12-25T20:21:18","slug":"syster-bettan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=1604","title":{"rendered":"Syster Bettan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sjuksyster Bettan var ute med j\u00e4rntanterna p\u00e5 den sedvanliga golfrundan. Bettan fick en galen snedtr\u00e4ff p\u00e5 17:e h\u00e5let och tr\u00e4ffade en ung kille p\u00e5 16:e h\u00e5let. Hon ser honom falla ihop med h\u00e4nderna mellan benen och rusar fram, full av skam.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sn\u00e4lla, l\u00e5t mig titta, jag \u00e4r sjuksk\u00f6terska.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nja, s\u00e4ger killen lite f\u00f6rl\u00e4get.<span class=\"text_exposed_hide\">&#8230;<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\n&#8211; Sj\u00e5pa dig inte, s\u00e4ger Bettan. Hon l\u00e4gger hans armar \u00e5t sidan och \u00f6ppnar hans gylf. N\u00e4r hon sticker in handen och b\u00f6rjar massera tittar hon p\u00e5 honom och fr\u00e5gar:<br \/>\n&#8211; K\u00e4nns det b\u00e4ttre nu?<br \/>\nKillen svarar, illr\u00f6d i ansiktet: &#8211; Ja, men tummen g\u00f6r lika ont fortfarande!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sjuksyster Bettan var ute med j\u00e4rntanterna p\u00e5 den sedvanliga golfrundan. Bettan fick en galen snedtr\u00e4ff p\u00e5 17:e h\u00e5let och tr\u00e4ffade en ung kille p\u00e5 16:e h\u00e5let. Hon ser honom falla ihop med h\u00e4nderna mellan benen och rusar fram, full av skam. &#8211; Sn\u00e4lla, l\u00e5t mig titta, jag \u00e4r sjuksk\u00f6terska. &#8211; Nja, s\u00e4ger killen lite f\u00f6rl\u00e4get.&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=1604\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Syster Bettan<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1605,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604\/revisions\/1605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}