{"id":1476,"date":"2016-08-26T08:33:52","date_gmt":"2016-08-26T08:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2016-08-26T08:33:52","modified_gmt":"2016-08-26T08:33:52","slug":"svart-och-traffa-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=1476","title":{"rendered":"Sv\u00e5rt och tr\u00e4ffa m\u00e4n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Susanne var i sen 30 \u00e5rs \u00e5lder och fortfarande ogift. Hon hade liksom bara sv\u00e5rt att tr\u00e4ffa m\u00e4n. De m\u00e4n hon mot f\u00f6rmodan tr\u00e4ffade visade sig vara skitst\u00f6vlar. Till slut s\u00e5 best\u00e4mde hon sig att s\u00e4tta in en annons i tidningen. Hon skrev:<br \/>\n\u201dS\u00f6ker en man som inte kommer att sl\u00e5 mig, som inte kommer att l\u00e4mna mig och som \u00e4r bra i s\u00e4ngen.\u201d<br \/>\nFlera dar gick och hon hade inte f\u00e5tt n\u00e5got svar p\u00e5 annonsen. En dag n\u00e4r hon var nere i k\u00e4llaren och tv\u00e4ttade, knackade det p\u00e5 d\u00f6rren. Hon gick upp och \u00f6ppnade och d\u00e4r satt en man i rullstol som varken hade armar eller ben.<br \/>\n\u2013 Kan jag hj\u00e4lpa dig? fr\u00e5gade hon.<br \/>\n\u2013 I\u2019m the man in your dreams! sa han.<br \/>\n\u2013 VA?<br \/>\n\u2013 Jag l\u00e4ste din annons i tidningen och jag \u00e4r den perfekta mannen. Jag kan inte sl\u00e5 dig eftersom jag inte har n\u00e5gra armar. Jag kan inte l\u00e4mna dig eftersom jag inte har n\u00e5gra ben.<br \/>\n\u2013 Men \u00e4r du bra i s\u00e4ngen d\u00e5? fr\u00e5gade hon.<br \/>\n\u2013 Hur tror du jag knackade p\u00e5 d\u00f6rren\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susanne var i sen 30 \u00e5rs \u00e5lder och fortfarande ogift. Hon hade liksom bara sv\u00e5rt att tr\u00e4ffa m\u00e4n. De m\u00e4n hon mot f\u00f6rmodan tr\u00e4ffade visade sig vara skitst\u00f6vlar. Till slut s\u00e5 best\u00e4mde hon sig att s\u00e4tta in en annons i tidningen. Hon skrev: \u201dS\u00f6ker en man som inte kommer att sl\u00e5 mig, som inte kommer &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=1476\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sv\u00e5rt och tr\u00e4ffa m\u00e4n<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1477,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions\/1477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}