En man ringer upp veterin\u00e4ren mitt i natten och ber\u00e4ttar att hans hund har svalt en kondom. – Du m\u00e5ste hj\u00e4lpa mej, jag vet inte vad jag ska ta mej till! skriker han hysteriskt.
\n– Det \u00e4r sent, men eftersom det \u00e4r ett n\u00f6dfall ska jag komma s\u00e5 fort jag kan, svarar veterin\u00e4ren.
\n– Vad ska jag g\u00f6ra under tiden? fr\u00e5gar den uppr\u00f6rde mannen.
\n– F\u00f6rs\u00f6k bara h\u00e5lla hunden s\u00e5 stilla du kan. Jag \u00e4r snart d\u00e4r.
\nEn timme senare sitter veterin\u00e4ren fortfarande i sin bil n\u00e4r det ringer i hans mobiltelefon.
\n– Jag ringde nyss. Min hund hade svalt en kondom, s\u00e4ger mannen i andra \u00e4nden.
\n– Ja, jag vet. Jag k\u00f6r s\u00e5 fort jag kan, men just nu sitter jag fast i en k\u00f6, svarar veterin\u00e4ren.
\n– Du beh\u00f6ver inte bry dej om att komma. Det \u00e4r fixat nu, jag hittade en annan kondom i byr\u00e5l\u00e5dan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
En man ringer upp veterin\u00e4ren mitt i natten och ber\u00e4ttar att hans hund har svalt en kondom. – Du m\u00e5ste hj\u00e4lpa mej, jag vet inte vad jag ska ta mej till! skriker han hysteriskt. – Det \u00e4r sent, men eftersom det \u00e4r ett n\u00f6dfall ska jag komma s\u00e5 fort jag kan, svarar veterin\u00e4ren. – Vad … Continue reading Hundgodis<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions\/139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}