{"id":1361,"date":"2016-03-20T10:34:33","date_gmt":"2016-03-20T10:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=1361"},"modified":"2016-03-20T10:34:33","modified_gmt":"2016-03-20T10:34:33","slug":"bikta-sig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=1361","title":{"rendered":"Bikta sig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En man kom smygande in i kyrkan efter gudstj\u00e4nsten och ville bikta sig. Pr\u00e4sten bj\u00f6d honom in i biktb\u00e5set och de satte ig\u00e5ng.<br \/>\n\u2013 Det \u00e4r n\u00e4mligen s\u00e5 att min hustru b\u00f6jde sig fram \u00f6ver frysboxen, n\u00e4r hennes kjol gled upp d\u00e5 brast det f\u00f6r mig. Jag drog upp kjolen, ner med trosorna och satte p\u00e5 henne allt jag orkade.<br \/>\n\u2013 Det \u00e4r ingen synd att ha det trevligt med frun, helt naturligt svarade pr\u00e4sten.<br \/>\nGubben tackade och gick l\u00e4ttad d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n.<br \/>\nEfter en stund kom en f\u00f6rsynt kvinna och ville \u00e4ven hon ha syndernas f\u00f6rl\u00e5telse.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Jo ig\u00e5r n\u00e4r jag b\u00f6jde mig fram \u00f6ver frysboxen, kom min gubbe och satte p\u00e5 mig. Jag sk\u00e4ms s\u00e5.<br \/>\n\u2013 Det \u00e4r inget att sk\u00e4mmas f\u00f6r svarade pr\u00e4sten, din man har nyss varit h\u00e4r och jag sade att man m\u00e5ste ha trevligt inom \u00e4ktenskapet.<br \/>\n\u2013 S\u00e5 d\u00e5 \u00e4r vi fortfarande v\u00e4lkomna till kyrkan?<br \/>\n\u2013 Javisst, svarade pr\u00e4sten.<br \/>\n\u2013 Det var sk\u00f6nt att h\u00f6ra, sa gumman f\u00f6r p\u00e5 Willys \u00e4r vi inte v\u00e4lkomna l\u00e4ngre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En man kom smygande in i kyrkan efter gudstj\u00e4nsten och ville bikta sig. Pr\u00e4sten bj\u00f6d honom in i biktb\u00e5set och de satte ig\u00e5ng. \u2013 Det \u00e4r n\u00e4mligen s\u00e5 att min hustru b\u00f6jde sig fram \u00f6ver frysboxen, n\u00e4r hennes kjol gled upp d\u00e5 brast det f\u00f6r mig. Jag drog upp kjolen, ner med trosorna och satte &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=1361\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bikta sig<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1361"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1362,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361\/revisions\/1362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}