En blondin ringer till sin pojkv\u00e4n och s\u00e4ger:
\n\u201dKan du komma \u00f6ver och hj\u00e4lpa mig. Jag har ett j\u00e4ttepussel. Och jag
\nkan f\u00f6r mitt liv inte komma p\u00e5 hur jag ska g\u00f6ra.\u201d
\nHennes pojkv\u00e4n fr\u00e5gar: \u201dVad ska det bli n\u00e4r det \u00e4r f\u00e4rdigt d\u00e5?\u201d
\nBlondinen s\u00e4ger: \u201dEnligt bilden p\u00e5 l\u00e5dan s\u00e5 ska det bli en tupp\u201d
\nPojkv\u00e4nnen best\u00e4mmer sig f\u00f6r att g\u00e5 \u00f6ver och hj\u00e4lpa henne.
\nHon sl\u00e4pper in honom och visar honom alla pusselbitarna p\u00e5 bordet.
\nHan tittar p\u00e5 bitarna en stund.
\nSen tittar han p\u00e5 l\u00e5dan.
\nSen s\u00e4ger han:
\n\u201dF\u00f6r det f\u00f6rsta, det spelar ingen roll vad vi g\u00f6r. Vi kommer aldrig
\natt kunna s\u00e4tta ihop de h\u00e4r bitarna till n\u00e5got som liknar en tupp.\u201d
\nHan tar hennes hand och forts\u00e4tter:
\n\u201dNu tar vi en kopp kaffe och sen\u2026\u201d Han suckar. \u201d\u2026 sen
\nstoppar vi tillbaka alla Corn Flakes i l\u00e5dan igen.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
En blondin ringer till sin pojkv\u00e4n och s\u00e4ger: \u201dKan du komma \u00f6ver och hj\u00e4lpa mig. Jag har ett j\u00e4ttepussel. Och jag kan f\u00f6r mitt liv inte komma p\u00e5 hur jag ska g\u00f6ra.\u201d Hennes pojkv\u00e4n fr\u00e5gar: \u201dVad ska det bli n\u00e4r det \u00e4r f\u00e4rdigt d\u00e5?\u201d Blondinen s\u00e4ger: \u201dEnligt bilden p\u00e5 l\u00e5dan s\u00e5 ska det bli en … Continue reading Blondin<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1191,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions\/1191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}