{"id":1101,"date":"2015-03-09T07:17:45","date_gmt":"2015-03-09T07:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skunck.dyndns.org\/?p=1101"},"modified":"2015-03-09T07:17:45","modified_gmt":"2015-03-09T07:17:45","slug":"sex-pa-jobbet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/?p=1101","title":{"rendered":"Sex p\u00e5 jobbet"},"content":{"rendered":"

Johnny ville ha sex med en brud p\u00e5 jobbet, men hon hade redan en pojkv\u00e4n. En dag blev Johnny s\u00e5 frustrerad att han gick fram till henne och sa:
\n” Jag ger dej 1000 kr om jag f\u00e5r ha sex med dej” men hon sa, ”nej”.<\/p>\n

Johnny sa, ”Jag \u00e4r snabb, jag sl\u00e4nger pengarna p\u00e5 golvet, du b\u00f6jer dej ner, och jag \u00e4r klar n\u00e4r du har plockat upp dom.”<\/p>\n

Hon t\u00e4nkte efter en stund och sa att hon m\u00e5ste kolla med sin pojkv\u00e4n.
\nHon ringde pojkv\u00e4nnen och ber\u00e4ttade historien. Pojkv\u00e4nnen sa, ”Be om 2000 kr och plocka upp dom s\u00e5 fort att han inte hinner komma ur brallorna.”<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 hon gick med p\u00e5 f\u00f6rslaget f\u00f6r 2000 kr.<\/p>\n

En halvtimme g\u00e5r och pojkv\u00e4nnen v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 att flickv\u00e4nnen ska ringa. S\u00e5 efter 45 min ringer pojkv\u00e4nnen och fr\u00e5gar vad som h\u00e4nde.
\nHon sa ”Den dj\u00e4veln betalade i mynt”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Johnny ville ha sex med en brud p\u00e5 jobbet, men hon hade redan en pojkv\u00e4n. En dag blev Johnny s\u00e5 frustrerad att han gick fram till henne och sa: ” Jag ger dej 1000 kr om jag f\u00e5r ha sex med dej” men hon sa, ”nej”. Johnny sa, ”Jag \u00e4r snabb, jag sl\u00e4nger pengarna p\u00e5 … Continue reading Sex p\u00e5 jobbet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1101"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1102,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1101\/revisions\/1102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}