Det gifta gamla paret var p\u00e5 safari i Afrika. Mannen hade blivit s\u00e5 facinerad av alla olika ormar som fanns d\u00e4r och ville smuggla med en hem.<\/p>\n
Frun tyckte att om han kunde ta med ett djur hem s\u00e5 skulle hon ocks\u00e5 g\u00f6ra det. Mannen band en orm runt midjan s\u00e5 att den liknade ett sk\u00e4rp och kvinnan stoppade ner en skunk i handv\u00e4skan.
\nV\u00e4l framme vid tullen blev kvinnan nerv\u00f6s och sa till gubben sin:
\n– Jag v\u00e5gar inte! T\u00e4nk s\u00e5 tittar de i min handv\u00e4ska!
\n– Men s\u00e5 g\u00f6m den i trosorna d\u00e5!
\n– Men t\u00e4nk p\u00e5 lukten!
\n– Ja den l\u00e4r ju vara illa! Men d\u00f6r den s\u00e5 d\u00f6r den…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Det gifta gamla paret var p\u00e5 safari i Afrika. Mannen hade blivit s\u00e5 facinerad av alla olika ormar som fanns d\u00e4r och ville smuggla med en hem. Frun tyckte att om han kunde ta med ett djur hem s\u00e5 skulle hon ocks\u00e5 g\u00f6ra det. Mannen band en orm runt midjan s\u00e5 att den liknade ett … Continue reading P\u00e5 safari i Afrika<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roliga-historier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1041,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions\/1041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skunck.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}