Det \u00e4r fredag och en kille kommer in p\u00e5 ett litet norrl\u00e4ndskt apotek och gnuggar sina h\u00e4nder frenetiskt framf\u00f6r sig.
\n– Voj, voj, voj…
\nReceptarien ser fr\u00e5gande p\u00e5 honom och fr\u00e5gar:
\n– Vad \u00f6nskas?
\n– Voj, voj, voj…
\n– \u00c4r det handkr\u00e4m du vill k\u00f6pa?
\n– Voj, voj, nej satan, det ska komma en buss med fruntimmer hit till helgen. Jag vill ha Viagra!
\n– Jas\u00e5, p\u00e5 s\u00e5 s\u00e4tt, det \u00e4r l\u00e4tt ordnat.
\nKillen f\u00e5r k\u00f6pa Viagra och g\u00e5r lycklig d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n. Men p\u00e5 m\u00e5ndagen kommer han tillbaka. Och denna g\u00e5ngen gnuggar han sina h\u00e4nder \u00e4nnu mera.
\n– Voj, voj, voj…
\n– \u00c5, \u00e4r det ni igen, vill du k\u00f6pa mera Viagra? fr\u00e5gar den rodnande receptarien.
\n– Voj, voj. Nej, nu vill jag k\u00f6pa handkr\u00e4m, en stor tub. F\u00f6r den satans bussen kom aldrig!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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